If you pour gallons and gallons of jam on someone you could say they’ve been berried alive - but don’t worry, their bodies will be perfectly preserved
Creepy Guy Has Brenda Tattooed All Over His Back
Hopefully he didn’t spell it wrong because that would be painful.
Then they broke up.
why arent gay people allowed to get married
but nickelback is allowed to keep making albums
(Source: ohghost)
(Source: tehbeemo)
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
(Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive)
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